Ted Haggard: Evangelicals Have the Best Sex
January 22, 2007
So, Ted Haggard, the gay hooker renting, crystal meth buying, man on man massage loving evangelical Christian, claims that evangelicals have better sex than other groups. I hope he’s not saying that they all engage in drugs, prostitutes, adultery and lies, lies, lies.
From a new documentary by Nancy Pelosi’s daughter Alexandra:
Haggard served as Pelosi’s tour guide through the evangelical community. In the film, he proclaims that evangelicals have the best sex lives in the world.
“You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group,” he says.
In the documentary, Haggard asks an evangelical next to him how often he has sex with his wife. The man replies, “Every day.” Haggard then explains that evangelicals have a lot of love and says to Pelosi, “You don’t think these babies come out of nowhere?”
Hat Tip Andrew Sullivan
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nimbu | January 22, 2007 at 5:02 pm
That’s way too funny. I must see this documentary.
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bloggernista | January 22, 2007 at 5:12 pm
I am sure that it will be a riot. Haggard should have been an actor, he’s so good at lying.
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nimbu | January 23, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Aren’t most priests and leaders?
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massager | February 1, 2007 at 4:38 pm
It must be interesting to watch. Must see if its true….
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bloggernista | February 2, 2007 at 12:20 am
Massager, when you find out whether or not its true, please report back,